Hell No!

My top ten reasons on saying NO! here:

1. I have to stay home and see if I snore.
2. I want to spend more time with my blender.
3. I have to sit up with a sick ant.
4. I'm going to count the bristles in my toothbrush.
5. I never go out on days that end in "Y."
6. I'm attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.
7. I'm making a home movie called "The Thing That Grew in My Refrigerator."
8. I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise.
9. I'm trying to be less popular.
10.The President said she might drop in.

More reasons here.