How to be annoying

Below are my picks:

1. Discuss topics like feces, urology, proctology, septic technology and odorous body fluids during meals.
2. Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
3. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
4. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
5. Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
6. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
7. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
8. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
9. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
10.Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

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THE ANiTOKiD said... said:

May 29, 2007 at 1:24 PM

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THE ANiTOKiD said... said:

May 29, 2007 at 1:25 PM

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Anonymous said... said:

June 8, 2007 at 7:13 PM

this is rather a suggestion.
if you want to be annoying, let the legendARY teach you. he is an expert.


THE ANiTOKiD said... said:

June 16, 2007 at 11:43 PM

natawa ako dito...good post! Bravo!!!

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