Been working a lot lately and found this post while having a break.

It might be a good way to curve down population and unwanted pregnancies instead of using artificial stuff.

Natuwa naman ako dahil yung isa kong kakilala e nagkabeke.

Sabi nya nakuha nya daw yun sa isang opismeyt nya. Lantaran daw kasing nagpapapasok kahit mala-bola na ng basketbol ung bukol ng opismeyt nya sa muka. Sabi nya, tinatanong daw nila kung ano yung nasa muka ng opismeyt nila at bakit lumobo ng ganun. Ang sagot daw ng opismeyt nila e meron daw syang pimpol. ano yun, malabolang pimpol? syet.

Ganun pa man, hindi ko lubos maisip na nagkabeke pa rin yung kakilala ko sa edad nyang yun. Iniisip ko kasi, sa mga batang uhugin lang nababagay ang sakit na beke. Hindi naman uhugin yung kakilala ko. at lalong d sya bata. wapak!

Bwakanang! sabi ko sa kanya huwag nalang muna siyang pumasok sa opis nila kasi baka lahat ng tao doon e magkaroon ng bola sa muka. Mabuti naman sana kung libre ang deflator sa kanilang opisina. Sabi niya, wala daw siyang magagawa. Kasi no work no pay daw ang patakaran sa kanila at saka ayos lang naman daw. Yun nga raw daw ang porpos nya kaya pa siya nagpapapasok. Para lahat magkaroon ng bola sa muka.

Abnormal talaga yung kakilala ko. Pero naisip ko rin na maganda ang kanyang hangarin na palaganapin ang pagkakaroon ng malabolang bukol sa mukha sa kanilang opisina. Setting the trend ba. At least masasabing sya ang nagpauso nung ganung itsura. May title kumbaga.

Sabay nabalitaan ko nalang na hindi na rin sya pumasok. Ayaw nya na raw magpauso. Magpapadoktor nalang daw muna siya.

Does anyone know where to buy such chopper? I would like to have one.

I still dont have the ID needed for me to enter different parts of the company's premises where I currently work. Unfortunately, upon getting one, I was caught by 2 guards in the building and then was literally questioned and investigated.

I was tasked by HRD to go to the place near our working place to have my picture taken. And I did.

When I was on the way going back to the floor where our office is located, I was suddenly approached by 2 security guards from the entrance area and they had asked me to follow them in the basement where their sort of barracks like office is located.

Though I already knew why they were asking me to follow them, still I insisted to ask why. But then the only answer I got was " just follow us" phrase.

Consequently, I followed them in the basement 1 of the building.

I went inside their office and then when I sat down, 2 security officers looking like PSG approached me and gave me a printed version of what I did when I entered the main building going back to our office.

I saw myself on the paper looking like I was entering a narrow hole of a cave. I realized I was almost on a laid down position just to enter the badge-enabled gate (same gate in the mrt) of the building.

They told me to explain why I entered the premise without a proper permission. And so I narrated my novel like explanation. However, security officers were so tight that they called our HRD just to confirm if I am really a newly hired employee of the company.

Good thing , our HRD confirmed me. And good thing our HRD got furious to those security officers who questioned me because on the first place it was their fault why I did not get a cross-over badge to enter different premises of the bulding. Our HR told the security officers that from time to time HRD is giving an updated file of new hires on the reception area in order for them to recognize and consequently, give a cross-over badge to those listed on the file. Nevertheless, the security and the reception failed to recognize me.

In the end, the security officers were very apologetic that they had asked me what should they do to make up for the damages that they did.

I asked them to give me 1000 bucks for the damage plus an impromptu foot massage minimum of 1.5 hours.

They willingly gave me what I had asked.

(partly fictional, partly true)

And so I heard that what happened to e-heads concert was a little bit sad and partly disastrous but overall well attended.

Ely Buendia's current sitruation is not just as good as his more-glorious days, I guess.

Nonetheless, I still find e-heads and their songs so-classic Filipino hits.

It was fortunate that even without the gargantuan cigarette company as the primary sponsor for their concert, still the event became successful.

It feels like (based from rumors) million fans of e-heads and other Filipino classic hits were deprived of such genre for so many years that they need to pour in some e-heads songs to somehow quench their thirst.

aw!

Google at last has a tough competitor?

CUIL ( cool).

I have tested it. I went to the site and tried searching my name. It gave results.

I went back again and searched for my friend's name. I realized that my friend is not as famous as I am. Thus, the second test was of lesser impact to my personal review about Cuil.

Cuil boasts it has the largest index on web which means it has more related searchable information. 3 times the index of Google? 

How about relevancy? 

Its good to know that the market for search engines is gradually being saturated.

During weekends, holidays, or vacant times, people want to have a secure and cool place to hang out with. Mall is a cool-enough place. But how secure are the malls in the country?

Ideally, Malls should be secured enough since from the entrance, there should be several guards who should scrutinize a person's hand carry things. And in the inside, still security checks should also be practiced. 

Ironically, my experienced last July 28 was different than what it should be. 

I went to a recently built Mall in Quezon city only to find out that one of the guards there had let a man  who has gun inside his jacket get inside the mall without even inspecting it or without asking for an identification card.

I was in line for inspection during that time and was behind the man with a gun. When the man with a gun was about to be inspected, the man told the guard that he has a Gun inside his jacket and he said he was a policeman. Then the guard did not do anything.He just let the man get inside without even asking if the man has proof that he is really a policeman or without even checking if the man is really carrying a gun or a bazooka.

(What a .....!)

Guards in every establishment should be scrutinizing or suspicious enough especially in malls since parents with their kids often go there. What if the man who has a gun was not really a policeman after all? What if the man was a crazy person who will just shoot his gun to any person anytime?

Mall management should be strict enough to implement their rules especially when it comes to security issues.

And guards should be guarded!

I must admit that I am a boxing fanatic . And seeing Boston celtics team cheering for Pacquiao just adds to my excitement on the game!

Whos the man now!!!!

Dog's Milk are for puppies and so do cows.

Apparently, Japanese invented an instant milk directly from human's lactating bosom. Its the ultimate milk for human.

I am suspecting it will be best for babies and grown ups.

I say, I like it when its warm especially now that its raining.

Photo taken from here

In every company, I say, a vague or a business threatening information is a threat( Either for a directly or indirectly involved body).Domino effect. Seasonally uncontrollable cycle.

You are doing a project that involves a lot of processes.

Process 1 : You want to get the factors affecting your company's decision
whether to pursue or stop making business .

Process 2: You want to get your gazillion information

Process 3: You want to start making an analysis, conclusions and recommendations out of the information

And so on and so forth..

What if for all of the given processes, you missed or miscalculated something important or you got sick while doing the analysis and the company needs the accurate decision-support information? What if you have got what the company is/are looking for that will lead to the closure of the company? What if its a break-even scenario?

Effectiveness or Efficiency? Market driven?

Situations like *these might trigger gargantuan companies (especially those which produce consumer goods) to push up their prices in order to get a high margin or cope up with their costs. This then might trigger a skyrocketing of prices for consumer goods. Then wage hike. Then regulation of prices.Then Increase in the price.Then wage hike. Then regulation.Then.. again and again.

Philippines.Meralco. Shell.Petron.Caltex.Lydia's buko pie. Mang pogs.Papu's siomai.

I feel like listening to the bird and the bee's again and again.

Photo taken from Manila Boy

I got curious on what pepper lunch look like and the food it serves. 

My friends slash former office mates went there. And seems like they they really enjoyed the place and the food. Can't wait to get there! 

By the way, Happy birthday Rye! 

Carlo and Che be ready!

A Highschool buddy/ a special friend has just left the life in this world. A pain. A lesson.

You'll be missed!

Salamat sa masayang samahan!

Charlotte Aubrey Benigno Maximo

1983-2008

For those who recently graduated:

"Say goodbye to the campus bitches and say hello to the office sluts" - Bigbaddie

..and Whiners, gossipers, bombs, traps, friends, long hours of work and hard-earned money!


SERVE THE PEOPLE!!!

I found this blog while surfing the net after long hours of working from the office.

To my dismay, I have decided to freeze my application for Smart bro prepaid wifi. I guess I should consider other options.

Globe broadband budget bundles has a nice review on this blog.

I must agree to the other bloggers about the "what should be's " of different Internet service provider in the country. I say, aside from reliable internet connection, ISPs should also be reliable in terms of technical assistance whenever the need for such arrives.

Club Balai Isabel was indeed an experience. After the outing though - back to work. Tons of workloads .Regional Managers, Directors , VPs and the ETC as a whole became thirsty for some actions. I had my work at home. Shitty but nice.

After the draining week though, I treated myself with some close-to-funky experiences (Internet, relaksasi, etc..) that led me to focus on Smart bro's prepaid wifi connection.

Initially, Smart bro's prepaid Wifi costs 4500 pesos. Its for the kit. Then it will charge users for about 10 pesos per 30 minutes.Question is - how reliable and fast is the connection?

I found some enlightening facts in this blog.

I am considering on getting myself killed with "works at home" through getting the smart bro's prepaid wifi kit.However, there is still this question on the issue of its reliability considering the fact that a lot of Smart bro's plan users are very busy bombarding forums and blogs with negative comments about the speed and services as whole of the smart bro's internet connection.

ZTE project in the country should have been pushed through. That way, free wifi connection for everybody will just going to be around the corner. And in that way, no issues for rice shortage or skyrocketing of prices for every consumer goods should have been sensationalized. And in that way, I would not have to think of the problems about taking my works at home and getting the wifi kit.

By the way, Shooter and Street kings are nice movies to watch.

Been to Boracay last month. I am tempted again to go back.

There is something in the place that makes me want to go back again and again. Is it the White sand?eenk... Is it the all night partying?eenkk... Is it the food?eennk... Is it the people?eenk...

If I'm gonna rank the reasons why I want to go back to the infamous island, I would definitely make the Place slash experiences as the top-ranked reasons. That way, I wont have to rank a second or a third reason or fourth or fifth or sixth or seventh or nth reason.

My first dinner in the place was an accidental splurging. I had ordered a Tilapia, instead of ordering the eat-all-you-can seafood ( Crabs, shrimps, oysters plus porkshcops, chickens, unlimited rice etc). Surprise! When the bill came, the price of tilapia was 100 percent more than of what I should have had paid. And what pissed me off more was the fact that the restaurant was not accepting mastercard or visa card.

After the heavy feeling though, I went back to the resto the day after and took the eat-all-you-can promo. I had a revenge. I ate it all. Piece of cake.

Then came the burning experience.

Then the sand warming experience

Then the Monkey and the Dolphin experience

Need I say more? I have decided. I cant wait to see Club Balai Isabel in Batangas!

Wifi Connection at Burger King in Trinoma is pretty decent when compared to other establishments which offer such.

Get a meal that will surely bloat your stomach and get a high speed internet connection for free!

Just ask a password at the counter and your done. Love ko to!

Tonight, I had a training about warranty, RGA's and some programs that are used in generating reports for the former.

I was literally flooded by a river of numbers and symbols. As I was having my training, I realized that I am a masochist. I am a Masochist for having the drive to suck up huge amount of information and finding some correlations within without actually whining or getting irritated.

This is my rant for the day.

I feel like listening to Cat power's Sea of Love.

I've moved. Another work.

This time workloads are focused on forecasting and planning. Tons of people to work with ( in the work place). Majority are engineers. I directly work though to the VP of Marketing and Business development.

First day after the the new employment training, I was bombarded with gazillion of Information. I would not say it was an Information overload. It was just overwhelming (lolz). Take a glimpse of what I was introduced with:

1. Demand Planning With Two versions
2. Sales and Profit Analysis
3. Mexico Set Integrity
4.Sales by Store, Market and Item
5. CMAP-RTC
6. Distributor and POS data
7. PONC Charges
8. Warranty reports and analysis
9. Filter Sales Analysis
10. Average Sales per store, market and region
11. Phone call Analysis
12. Set Integrity

Then came Softwares. Dozens of softwares, mostly for forecasting and data management.

Professionally speaking, I would say I'm half happy with what's happening in my life right now . Half happy because I always land with the job that I like.However, with my current job, I still have a lot of things to experience or go through again.

My "another race" has just begun. My assurance of having complete happiness in this " another race" is still unknown for now. But I am hoping for the best.

This leads me to what my friend have told me about the speed of light.

Connect the dots.

Maligayang ika-100 taon, mga Iskolar ng Bayan!

1. Student number?
??-23802.Woi!

2. College?
UPLB College of Economics and Management

3. Ano ang course mo?
BS AECO. Established 1919..yung profs nung 1919 e profs pa rin hanggang ngayon dun..mga emiritus

4. Nag-shift ka ba o na-kickout?
None of the above

5. Saan ka kumuha ng UPCAT?
Sa aking mahal na probinsya

6. Favorite GE subject?
Comm 3. Masayang guro si Mr Navera

7. Favorite PE?
Weight Training

8. Saan ka nag-aabang ng hot guy sa UP?
Hot gels lang.nakanaman.maraming mapupusok na laman sa CEM at sa Hume Building

9. Favorite prof(s)
My adviser - Prof Paciencia Manuel

10. Pinaka-ayaw na GE subject.
Botany.Taena nun

11. Kumuha ka ba ng Wed or Sat classes?
oo. ROTC at Stat 1 Lab..mga pahirap sa buhay nung college

12. Nakapag-field trip ka ba?
oo. sa may DTRI kasama ng mga kaibigan nating baka at kalabaw

13. Naging CS ka na ba or US sa UP?
oo..College Student at University Student

14. Ano ang Org/Frat/Soro mo?
Kappa Epsilon, UPAEC, Painters, ISOC, isama na rin natin ang Multi-purpose cooperative

15. Saan ka tumatambay palagi?
Sa Kubo ng Circle at sa library (may library ako sa kwarto ko sa dorm.sa may bandang kama)

16. Dorm, Boarding house, o Bahay?
Dorm. Dun kami sa Exclusive na Binalot Dorm.( Hi nga pala sa mga taga binalot).pero taga Catalan Compound kami dati..ang bahay ng mga sunog baga at cool at intelligent people.yun naman.

17. Kung walang UPCAT test at malaya kang nakapili ng kurso mo sa UP, ano yun? (Given ang mentality mo nung HS ka)
Computer Science

18. Sino ang pinaka-una mong nakilala sa UP?
C Joseph. ang aming butihing Housemate

19. First play na napanood mo sa UP?
Sherman d Freshman sa may women's dorm

20. Name the 5 most conyo orgs in UP
Wapaks ako dun sa mga bagay na yun

21. Name 5 of the coolest orgs/frats/soro in UP.
Yung mga Affiliations ko

22. May frat/soro bang nag-recruit sa yo?
Marami.At Yung da best para sakin ang pinili ko.Kill!

23. Saan ka madalas mag-lunch?
Sa may reymundo, kina ate inday at sa may bandang barracks sa labas

24. Masaya ba sa UP?
Iba ang buhay peyups.panalo.

25. Nakasama ka na ba sa rally?
oo..Nung sa oust Erap.

26. Ilang beses ka bumoto sa Student Council
marami.pakiramdam ko laging si Vida Soraya Versoza ang binoboto ko nun

27. Name at least 5 leftist groups in UP
LFS, Akbayan, Sigma Alpha Nu at iba pa..isama na rin natin ang grupo nina mang pogs at ate inday

28. Pinangarap mo rin bang mag-laude nung freshman ka?
Hindi..suma cumlaude kasi gusto ko nun

29. Kanino ka pinaka-patay sa UP?
wala e

30. Kung di ka UP, anong school ka?
sabi nga ni Arriane Jamison na aming dakilang dormmate -- UP or nothing.panalo uli

Boracay.

Been teased since the 4th quarter of last year to go the "infamous island". And consequently, gave up after a heavy self-resistance.

The booze, the bar and the chicken.

Further pushed by this one. Holy chocolate sin!

Backpacker.

After few days of web research on where to put the lazy butt for four consecutive days, finally the top 2 cribs were chosen.

Station 2.

Fat Jimmy's and Club Manila East have enticing offers in the net.

Scam.

This site offers gorgeous accommodations. But (rumors say) its a scam.

Mano-a-Mano!